Creamed Corn #22

A startling new discovery coming out of Smalltown, Missouri has rocked the fashion industry from LA to London, and Paris to Beijing. The new sensation of Creamed Corn Face Masks has turned the facial make up world on its head!

Billy Bob Willyson, a farmer by trade, was given credit for the amazing discovery. “Well I went down thur to that thur corn fields, and grabbed a few of ‘dem dur ears to give to the ma so she would stop her complainin’, den I mashed ‘em up and went to that thur bar and put dem on da cows faces, cause of ‘em gots real bad acme, and I was tryin’ to stop dat dur pimples from bleedin, and I cames back the next mornin’ to find dat it was pimples free. So I told the misses dats we better starts a sellin’ it ‘for one of dem fancy in-dus-tryious types comes a callin.”

Research done in the laboratories at Los Alamos Nuclear facilities found that creamed corn is 99% similar to it’s counter part cosmetic partners, which run at nearly 15 times the price.

More research will be done, but for now, Billy Bob Willyson seems to be sitting on a gold mine, seeing as he holds the paten for creamed corn face masks.