The Jester's court, # 20

The Jester’s Court

From the tip of his pointed hat, which covered his pointed head, to the curled bell tipped slippers that enveloped his clownish feet, the King’s Jester was certainly a sight to see.

With his purple and yellow hat that would make the ugliest of jokers laugh until their tears ran dry, the jester proudly spouted the motto, “It’s my head and I’ll cover it how I want too!” It is a shame; however, that no one ever told him how ridiculous he looked.

You see it is one thing to be a jester and know that you look ridiculous, but it is something else entirely to thing that you could possible taken seriously wearing such a ridiculous outfit!

His “fine tailored silk shirt” (cough cough) disgraces the similar beautiful silks worn by the daring men who ride their horses to victory in the Kentucky Derby. Made of a puke green color sewn into a blue patter of circles that are in no way concentric, the Jester’s torso looks like a kindergarten finger painting gone horrible wrong!

His pants were perhaps the worst part of the outfit. He sported parachute pants that would make M.C. Hammer rethink his entire wardrobe. Not only are the pants ridiculously baggy, they are a waste of fine silk, and colored to be the ugliest shade of yellow you have ever seen. In a miserable attempt to strike it rich with a color of royal gold, the tailor missed the point in the most shocking display of fashion faux pas this century.

Head to toe, the Jester looked like the most ridiculous human being you have ever seen. However, you must give him his due credit, because whether he was ignorant to the fact that he look liked like a two year dressing themselves for the first time, or whether he strategically planned his outfit that way, he wore the clothes of a fool loud and proud!