Attack of the Corn

"Creamed corn is sweeping the nation, More at 11"

Janet
Hmmm, that's odd, since when does cream corn every sound appealing?

Billy Bob
Janet will you stop your blabbering, I'm a tryin to watch my Jeopardy and I've had enough of your conflamed gum flappin'.

Janet
Well Mr. Grouchy Pants, i'm going to go sit on the porch!

Ten minutes elapse

Janet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Billy Bob
Janet?

Janet, is that you?

What's that gargling sound?

What the... What is this gewy yellow.... ahhhhhhhhhhh oh my god!!!!!!!!