Shower with a stranger

Finally, this is what I needed. All day I have been hiking in these woods, looking for a place to clean off the sludge I stumbled upon back in that creek bed.

I'm not sure what it is. I know I need to get it off my clothes though. I don't know where it came from, or how to get it off. Damn it! It's not coming off. What the hell! It's solidifying. I can't get it off. Shit! It's getting harder.

What, who the hell are you?

What? This is your house. Well I"m sorry, can't you see I'm kind of stuck right here.

Haha, sucks to be you. Say hello to my little friend!

I don't know what the hell this stuff is, but it's definaly bullet proof. Hmm... It's a shame he didn't fall in the sludge.