Well My Name's Jonny and It Might Be a Sin #10

"Jonny, make sure you don't startin' trouble with them there McCormicks, we've finally gotten things to settle down!" Jonny's mom hollared at him and Dale Jr. as the drove off in their replica General Lee roadster. "And make damn sure you stay away from their daughter and that little tramp cousin of theirs!"

You see the Hartlefields and McCormicks have been at each other's throats for the last 20 years. To be honest, the fued could stretch back longer than that, but I have only been witness to it for the last 20 years, so that's all I can comment on.

Well lil' Jonny and his best buddy Dale Jr. we're the sneaky little rascals who couldn't help but keep their hands out of trouble. If there was some mischief to be caused, you can bet that it was one of those two who was causing it.

So on this particular afternoon, Jonny and Dale Jr. decided to go swing by ole Judge McCormicks place and see if he could stir up the chicken coupe. Him and Dale Jr. drove up that gravel drive faster than anybody thought possible. He gave a couple of loud blasts of the horn and out came Ms. Dandy McCormick and her cousin Cindy Sue.

Well, as the two couples drove off, Dandy's older brother Billy Joe came running out, jumped into his 4x4 Dodge Gravedigger, and sped off after the bunch. He was given the task of protecting his baby sister and her tramp of a cousin Cindy Sue. As they sped off down the highway, Billy Joe was hanging out his window peppering Jonny's car with buck shot.

Finally, after numerous shots, and a couple miles of pavement passing under them, Billy Joe was able to knock out the back two tires, sending the General Lee replica swerving into a ditch.

Billy Joe walked over, grabbed Dandy and Cindy Sue, threw them into his truck, and took off. Jonny called his mother to come pick the two of them up. When she arrived, Jonny knew he was in trouble, but all he heard his mother say was, "I told you to stay away from those two no good tramps."