Wizard of Gutenstien

DJ: Welcome to radio one's Ask the Wiz, with your host, the sultan of spit, the king of concern, the one and only Wiz of Gutenstien

First caller please


(Phone rings)

WIZ: Campbell County Morgue, You stab 'em we slab 'em, how can I help you?

"Yes, i'm really freaking out here, I done have a test today and... wait... did I call the morgue?

WIZ: No, this is the magical Wizard of Gutenstien

"O, well I haven't not yet studied for it. I'm really scurred here, and don't have no clue what I should do!"

WIZ: Calm down sir, now what subject is this test in?

"Well it's in that their vo-cab-u-lar-e!"

WIZ: O wow. Um, Okay, well... lets see... O i've got it! First of all go off to the library and get a dictionary, can you do that?

"I don't know if I gots a library card to do that with but I can tries."

WIZ: Okay well I want you to find a dictionary, and then look a word for me, okay?

"okay"

WIZ: Now, the word I wanted you to look up is: Scheisse. Once you look that up, you'll be golden!

"O thank you magical wizard of Gutenstien!"

WIZ: Your welcom, Tata!

(phone rings)

WIZ: Hello, The Curch of Christ, Jesus speaking, how can I direct your call?

"O thank God!"

WIZ: What are you thanking me for?

"huh? I'm confused?"

WIZ: Me too.

"okay... well my girlfriend just broke up with me, and I don't know what on earth i should do."

WIZ: What?! you're complaining about that? I never had a girl friend my entire life! There are plenty of fish in the sea, move on, erhalten Sie über ihr!

"thanks magical man of Gutenstien!"

DJ: Well that's all for today ladies and gents, tune in next to hear the sultan of spit give hsi advice

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